Redditors are outraged that Pixar's upcoming movie Brave has a female lead.
Of course they are, the poor benighted dears.
WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE POOR OPPRESSED STRAIGHT WHITE GUYS
See, I’m not sure they’re outraged about her being just female. All of those Redditors probably have a terrible hard on for this woman that makes them feel uncomfortable because she’s obviously a little girl. So they have to cover it up by being outraged (then they can call it a rage boner) and then go fap to pictures of her in the dark and cry.
I think it’s because she’s not only female, she’s also a bad ass mother fucker.
I mean, look at her.
Oh. And the vast majority of them are sexists neckbeards who can’t stand to see women have the lead role in ANYTHING unless she’s weak and needs men to protect her. And here we have a strong woman saying ‘Fuck the police, I do what I want’ and showing up EVERY MAN there. OH NOES. The poor delicate redittor ego.
I think this sums that up pretty well:
A female lead? The redditor stands up in theater and shits pants. Now, if anyone wants to watch this feminazi movie, you have to smell my opinions.
(Facetious and funny as fuck, imo.)
I know I’ve been using this gif a lot lately but it just fits so many situations.
This is why I fucking hate Reddit.
of course anything near equality like even a slight step is the end of the fucking universe manboobz madsabroo w. 69 notes