And how's that work? You're a bicycle.

theseaflower:

havissard:

Tumblr Crushes:
theseaflower
ouyangdan
brandyouwiththefire
sibf
mermaidcunt
youwillnotdeny
thespookymeatplatter
barbeauxbot
ikenbot
really though. nobody has been that high. you are hogging all that.
and ken is the lonely dude on the list.

Is this
love???

i hope not. i don’t know if i’m ready for that.
though, going by previous experience, idk if i’ll have much say in the matter if it is.

theseaflower:

havissard:

Tumblr Crushes:

really though. nobody has been that high. you are hogging all that.

and ken is the lonely dude on the list.

Is this

love???

i hope not. i don’t know if i’m ready for that.

though, going by previous experience, idk if i’ll have much say in the matter if it is.

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Tumblr Crushes:
theseaflower
ouyangdan
brandyouwiththefire
sibf
mermaidcunt
youwillnotdeny
thespookymeatplatter
barbeauxbot
ikenbot
really though. nobody has been that high. you are hogging all that.
and ken is the lonely dude on the list.

Tumblr Crushes:

really though. nobody has been that high. you are hogging all that.

and ken is the lonely dude on the list.

barbeauxbot replied to your post: if you could eat ethics, values, morals, etc, what…

circus peanuts stuffed with poop.

i was thinking maybe more like stale air

really old, stale air

tutankhamen’s tomb kinda stale

breathe it and you’ll probably die

barbeauxbot replied to your post: i’m going to have to cut off the side of my foot…

Cinderella’s sisters tried that. Results were not promising.

yeah because FAIRY TALES ARE SO REALISTIC

barbeauxbot answered your question: who am i supposed to root for? 

nobody

but i like mcnulty

and dee

also kinda like avon

barbeauxbot replied to your post: barbeauxbot replied to your post: if you can be…

Oh wait no I’m mixing it up in my head with something different. But it’s like otherkin but you use people instead of like fairies and dragons and animals

but…

hi i identify as a man who died 800 years ago and is potentially the grandfather of 0.5% of the world’s male population. do you? i don’t think you have any idea what genghis khan was like as a person and so you can’t possibly identify as him, unless you are actually this man reincarnated, which i can’t comment on, but you can’t prove it.

also otherkin seems completely ridiculous to me. it’s like the trans-race claim except it’s an animal or w/e that you’re claiming to be.

i am a horse. are you? are you a horse? do you have any idea what it’s like to be a horse? because i don’t think you do.

i don’t understand how anyone can possibly identify as an animal. perhaps previously an animal, i get that, i really do (personal experience), though i don’t lend it exorbitant credence. i let it pass because SCIENCE.

barbeauxbot replied to your post: if you can be trans-race, can you also be…

I think that falls under the fictive kin umbrella NO REALLY

the what

barbeauxbot replied to your post: I was just spelling out my email address over the…

NO. NO MONEY-GIVING UNTIL YOU HAVE A NAME THAT IS EASIER TO SPELL

It’s really not that difficult. It’s a made-up Japanese name, I just switched a syllable from a real one. People get confused when I say it though, so… Idk.

People, man. Fuckin’ people.